I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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