Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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