Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
