problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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