I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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