whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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