it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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