Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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