4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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