you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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