Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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