we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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