false alarm. still invincible.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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