you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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