I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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