I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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