You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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