i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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