the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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