the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
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I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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