Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
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I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
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6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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