the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
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I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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