I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Will exercising make me less horny?
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