Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
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I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
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Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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