what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
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I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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