So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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