Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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