I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
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Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
The air taste purple.
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