I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
