Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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