she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
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Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
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It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
You don't make any sense
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