You can't motorboat a personality
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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