dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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