Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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