birth control should be required to get into college
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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