Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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