Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Randomize
