So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
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Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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