dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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