I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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