I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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