dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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