i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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