i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
Randomize
