why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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