when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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