your room smells of hookers.
And success
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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