Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Girls should come with a carfax report
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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