i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Randomize
