We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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